TRANSCRIPT: "Hot Kool Aid" by Julian Smith

I love the YouTube videos done by Julian Smith. Here's a transcript of one of his classic videos- "Hot Kool Aid."

(With English accents)

Brother 1:
Morning, brother

Brother 2:
Hello, brother

Brother 1:
I made a pot of Kool Aid.

Brother 2:
You don't make a pot of Kool Aid.

Brother 1:
Well, I did.

Brother 2:
Is it hot?

Brother 1:
Maybe, maybe not.

Brother 2:
It's hot, isn't it?

Brother 1:
Yeah, but...

Brother 2:
Hot Kool Aid?

Brother 1:
I could put some ice in it if you like.

Brother 2:
Oh, no, I'm not thirsty.

Brother 1:
Brother!

Brother 2:
I'm not gonna drink it!

Brother 1 (whispers):
I made this for you!

Brother 2:
NO.

Brother 1:
Drink it!

Brother 2:
No.

Brother 1:
I want you to drink this.

Brother 2:
I'm not drinking it!

Brother 1:
Drink this right now or I'll pour it on the floor and I'll blame it on you!

Brother 2:
Oh yeah, real mature.

Brother 1:
I MADE THIS FOR YOU!

Brother 2:
Now why don't you grow up.

Brother 1:
I DID, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

Brother 2:
Well I'm not gonna drink it.

Brother 1:
I HATE YOU.

Brother 2:
That's all I ever hear anymore. Brother try this, brother try that.
Remember that - what was it - cinnamon toast and uh... what was it?

Brother 1:
Mayonnaise.

Brother 2:
Mayonnaise!

Brother 1:
It was a good idea.

Brother 2:
You didn't make a single pound.

Brother 1:
I made a pound of cinnamon toast with mayonnaise.

Brother 2:
Oh and don't forget, rocky road with Tabasco, right?
Yeah, what was that, three hospitalized? Yeah, three women, hospitalized.

Brother 1:
YOU ... DRINK ... THIS ... RIGHT NOW!!!!

Brother 2:
Drink your own hot Kool Aid.

Brother 1:
There's so much left of it, what am I going to do with all this hot Kool Aid?

Brother 2:
Drink it!

Brother 1:
No!

Brother 2:
Yes!

Brother 1:
No!

(Brother 1 slides into the chair)

Brother 1:
Brother,

Brother 2:
Yes

Brother 1:
Please! Drink ... my ... hot ... Kool Aid.

(Brother 1 slides glass across table)

Brother 2:
Ok!

Brother 1:
Ok?

Brother 2:
Alright.

(Brother 2 takes a sip)

Brother 2:
(Takes deep breath)
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Yeah I like that.