Tuesday, April 6, 2010

TRANSCRIPT: "Hot Kool Aid" by Julian Smith

I love the YouTube videos done by Julian Smith. Here's a transcript of one of his classic videos- "Hot Kool Aid."

(With English accents)

Brother 1:
Morning, brother

Brother 2:
Hello, brother

Brother 1:
I made a pot of Kool Aid.

Brother 2:
You don't make a pot of Kool Aid.

Brother 1:
Well, I did.

Brother 2:
Is it hot?

Brother 1:
Maybe, maybe not.

Brother 2:
It's hot, isn't it?

Brother 1:
Yeah, but...

Brother 2:
Hot Kool Aid?

Brother 1:
I could put some ice in it if you like.

Brother 2:
Oh, no, I'm not thirsty.

Brother 1:
Brother!

Brother 2:
I'm not gonna drink it!

Brother 1 (whispers):
I made this for you!

Brother 2:
NO.

Brother 1:
Drink it!

Brother 2:
No.

Brother 1:
I want you to drink this.

Brother 2:
I'm not drinking it!

Brother 1:
Drink this right now or I'll pour it on the floor and I'll blame it on you!

Brother 2:
Oh yeah, real mature.

Brother 1:
I MADE THIS FOR YOU!

Brother 2:
Now why don't you grow up.

Brother 1:
I DID, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

Brother 2:
Well I'm not gonna drink it.

Brother 1:
I HATE YOU.

Brother 2:
That's all I ever hear anymore. Brother try this, brother try that.
Remember that - what was it - cinnamon toast and uh... what was it?

Brother 1:
Mayonnaise.

Brother 2:
Mayonnaise!

Brother 1:
It was a good idea.

Brother 2:
You didn't make a single pound.

Brother 1:
I made a pound of cinnamon toast with mayonnaise.

Brother 2:
Oh and don't forget, rocky road with Tabasco, right?
Yeah, what was that, three hospitalized? Yeah, three women, hospitalized.

Brother 1:
YOU ... DRINK ... THIS ... RIGHT NOW!!!!

Brother 2:
Drink your own hot Kool Aid.

Brother 1:
There's so much left of it, what am I going to do with all this hot Kool Aid?

Brother 2:
Drink it!

Brother 1:
No!

Brother 2:
Yes!

Brother 1:
No!

(Brother 1 slides into the chair)

Brother 1:
Brother,

Brother 2:
Yes

Brother 1:
Please! Drink ... my ... hot ... Kool Aid.

(Brother 1 slides glass across table)

Brother 2:
Ok!

Brother 1:
Ok?

Brother 2:
Alright.

(Brother 2 takes a sip)

Brother 2:
(Takes deep breath)
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Yeah I like that.


Saturday, May 2, 2009

Transcript

This is a transcript of a video sent to early2it on YouTube:

Hey there early2it, I watched your video, and I don’t usually do this, but I wrote down what you said, just so I could get to know it better. It was really helpful because I think that in a lot of these videos, sometimes we bypass the meaning that the speaker’s trying to say. So I made a transcript of your video – two thirds of your video, because it’s pretty long.

In my last video, I thought that you were dismissing me because of my age, but I wasn’t sure about it, so I just put it out there just to remind you. But I’m sorry, because my words were pretty harsh and I should have just watched what I said before I said it. I was accusing you, and some of my accusations were groundless. I said that maybe all of the time you did something, when it might have been only some of the time. But I still think that those accusations were constructive. I did it to be constructive.

I see now that our disagreement is in the way we interpret what we read. And it really doesn’t have anything to do with the Church’s doctrine, because the Church doesn’t define how to interpret the Bible. I would say that the interpretation is defined by common sense. I’m not trying to be harsh; I’m just saying that the Church doesn’t tell us how to interpret things.

But sometimes the Bible uses abstract language, for example, in John 1, where it says, “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was with God in the beginning.” That’s abstract, because the “Word” does not mean a spoken word, which would be more concrete than abstract. But it’s talking about something else, so it’s abstract. And that is open grounds for interpretation. And even the word “life” is somewhat abstract, because you can talk about someone being “alive”, as opposed to someone not being “alive” when they’re still living. Being “alive” could mean being active, or living, or even being spiritually alive. You can interpret it different ways when Jesus talks about the eternal life and life to the fullest and things like that.

And then there’s concrete language – things that you can put your finger on. And you can’t interpret those in multiple ways. So some words are concrete and some are abstract. You have to interpret accordingly.

As for the method of interpretation, what method do you use to interpret the Bible? It’s really a deep concept – the methods we use to interpret things. You said in your video that we can interpret it different ways, but only one interpretation is the right way. You said that when you were talking about John 1 when it talked about the Word. I could interpret it as meaning Jesus, and you could interpret it as being something else, but only one of those things would be the correct interpretation.

My mom made me memorize John chapter 1 when I was little. She gave me 20 bucks for memorizing it. I have since forgotten it.

“In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was with God in the beginning. ” So we know that it’s a “He.” “Through Him, all things were made, and without Him nothing was made that has been made.” So the Word is called a “He,” so we know that it’s a male. By the way, as I am going through this, make note of what you disagree with me on. “In Him was life, and that life was the light of men. The light shines in the darkness, but the darkness has not yet understood it.” See that’s an example of abstract language. The “light” does not mean physical light – maybe spiritual light. “John came to testify concerning the light” and John was not the light. So it switched from “Word” to “light.” It said, “In Him was life, and that life was the light of men.” So the Word had life in Him and that life was light. It’s kind of confusing. Verse 14 says, “The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the One and Only, who came from the Father full of grace and truth.” And then John testifies and says, “This is He of whom I said, ‘He who comes after me has surpassed me because He was before me.” “No one has ever seen God, but God the One and Only has made Him known.” Now, when it says “One and Only,” it could also mean the “Only Begotten.”

So it says that the Word made His dwelling among us. And I take that to mean that the Word was born into the world through Jesus. Somehow the Word made His dwelling among us, and that’s kind of abstract, but not really. Because making your dwelling means making your home somewhere and physically going there. And then it says, we have seen His glory, the glory of the One and Only, or the Only Begotten, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth. And this lines up with the description of Jesus, because Jesus came from the Father, and He said, “I am the truth.” “I am the way, the truth, and the life and no one comes to the Father except through me.”

And so I do think that this is talking about Jesus. On the other hand, if it’s not talking about Jesus, who could it be talking about? I’m not saying I have this all figured out – whether Jesus was fully God and fully man. He calls himself the Son of God. It’s clear that He’s the Son of God, but it’s not clear that He is God.

It is clear, though, that Jesus existed before He was born. So who is Jesus? Jesus said, “I tell you the truth, before Abraham was born, I AM.” If you want to look up the Greek for that, go ahead. I’m wondering if it was appropriate for Him to say “I AM,” or if it was grammatically incorrect like it is in English. If it was incorrect grammar in Greek also, then it means that Jesus was saying “I AM” intentionally to reference the name of God that God gave Moses in the burning bush. He told him, “tell them the I AM has sent you.” So then Jesus would be referencing that He is God by calling himself the name of God. And even after that, the Jews tried to stone Him because they thought that He was making Himself out to be God.

In Colossians, it talks about Jesus being the “image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation. For through Him all things were made.” The word “image” there [εἰκών], I heard a pastor say that that meant “icon,” which is an exact replica. [also see Col 2:9 “For in him the whole fullness of deity dwells bodily”] But then again, it’s obvious that a man can’t be God, because man in limited [physically] and God is infinite. [Actually, looking back, I disagree with this.]

In the scripture, it does say that Jesus was filled by the Spirit of God. So Jesus had the Spirit of God. And it also says that Jesus had nothing in his physical body to be desired. So he wasn’t good-looking, like they show in the TV. And he probably had a plain face. He was probably short. I don’t know. People didn’t recognize him some of the time. So he wasn’t beautiful. You see all these pictures of Jesus, and he wasn’t like that. I don’t even want to look at it because I know that that’s not what Jesus looked like, and I don’t want to have the wrong image in my head.

I’m probably running late with the video, so reply if you want to. I’ve made a transcript of this video for your benefit, and I’ll put that in the details section. Thanks early2it, I look forward to seeing your video.

Monday, August 11, 2008

an old paper

This is a paper I wrote last year in high school, for no real reason, and probably in Geosystems class. I think it's worth reading.

I would say to you, "So the world just came to be on its own, who's going to belive that?" But you would reply, "You believe that everything was just created by God. What foolishness."

What foolishness indeed. What a fairy tale. What ignorance! What wishful thinking. That's what they say. We don't haveGod to explain things anymore - we have science. Who can name anything science accepts as wrong? Who is anyone compared to the great institution of science?

Science and Evolution- I think people get these two terms mixed up alot. Let me explain. I respect science, but I reject evolution. Evolution is not necessary to science. Science figures out how things work, and gives us innovation and technology. Evolution is speculation- a theory. The theory of evolution has not produced any beneficial innovations or usable concepts.

Evolution is a way for people who don't believe in God to justify their existence. There are only two options: creation or evolution. There is no middle ground. And people will believe what they want to believe. It is rare that a person looks at either side's credentials and decides which one is more feasible.

Science leaves no room for creation. In our universe, all we know are natural things, physical laws and cause and effect. A miracle- something impossible happening- is irrational. We say to ourselves, "If something is impossible, it can't happen." 'Impossible' is always according to the laws of this universe. When a miracle happens that breaks the laws of this universe, then that is irrational because the physical laws can't be broken. But if God created this universe, he could break the physical laws, and do miracles. Science rejects this possibility.

Miracles can't be tested, proven, or reproduced. Likewise, God can not be percepted or proven. Therefore, science is useless when it comes to this.

But then somehow the institute of science accepted the notion that God simply does not exist. And if God does not exist, then he did not create us. So there needed to be an explanation. Also, consequently, all of scientific theory was based on non-creation. Darwin proposed the theory of evolution, which explained the diversity of species, but did not explain the origin of life. (When someone is dying of thirst, they'll drink whatever they get.) People might put aside the origin of life as not a big deal, but it is very important, and also very flawed.

Life was supposed to have "occured" on its own, in unknown circumstances. But scientists have been trying their best for decades to reproduce the formation of a cell out of matter. They give the matter the most ideal conditions and arrangement, but they have never created a cell. Indeed, nobody has ever created something alive out of something that's dead. People try to make it happen, and it doesn't happen. And it's supposed to have happened by chance... and by heat and by quantity and volume and by millions and billions of years.

This is, I must admit, obsurd in the highest degree.

A stark evolutionist thinks that a Christian creationist is dim-witted, at the least, and ignorant in the face of scientific theory. A creationist should realize that an evolutionist is just misled by what they've heard or what they want to believe. (misled and possibly ignorant) But a good Christian will not litter their speech with the term 'ignorant,' because it is a sort of insult, and that only breeds separation and dissention.

People always demand proof. I hear some people on YouTube saying, "If you think there's a God, then prove it!" Well, there is no proof. I think to myself, why would I prove it to you, in the state you're in? What good would it do for a person, to have proof? What, would they be forced to believe it then? And love and serve God? To Jesus, the Pharisees demanded a sign from Him. He said, "A wicked and adulterous generation seeks after a sign, and no sign shall be given to it exept the sign of the prophet Jonah" -Matthew 16:4

Jonah spent three days in the belly of a whale. Likewise, Jesus was crucified and was dead for three days, but then God raised him from the dead. Witnesses confirmed this, preached about it, and suffered for it. 1 Corinthians 1:23 - "We preach Christ crucified, to the Jews a stumbling block, and to the Greeks foolishness."

People don't rise from the dead. That's impossible. That can't happen. But it did happen. What are you going to do about Jesus Christ?

Monday, July 14, 2008

An old poem

I wrote this poem a couple years ago, when i didin't know what my life was about. I was bothered by who i was, and i didn't know where i was going. anyways, here it is:

Not right now, Life, Not right now.
Not right now, Friends, I'll get back at you later
Not right now, Girls, It's just not right
Maybe another day, Maybe a month away,
Maybe then I can do this, but not right now

Take me away, shut me off, sedate me
Brain, close your eyes, please don't remember this day
Don't look at yourself, don't look at the wound
just let it heal.
Hide the wound, from everyone except yourself

This was how i felt about myself. When i looked deep down into myself, I saw how broken I was. and I was just trying to get by.

By all that was before I realized that i could have hope for my life. I realized that God loved me so much that he sent Jesus Christ, his son, to suffer and die for everything bad I have done. (and if i believe in him i would have everlasting life with God in heaven). But also, Jesus died so that those who live might no longer live for themselves, but for him who died and was raised again. That was the hope for my life- that i could live for Jesus Christ- for God, who was the only one who truly knew me (even better than i know myself), and he loves me, no matter what I do. He has his plan for me, and if i trust in God, i will never fail.

'For I know the plans that I have for you,' declares the LORD, 'plans for welfare and not for calamity to give you a future and a hope. Then you will call upon Me and come and pray to Me, and I will listen to you. You will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart.'

Now I have hope

Today, friends, today i am stable
loved, and tomorrow i will be too
I have found the one who will never leave me
yet He has been there all along

I once walked in shadows
swallowing my grief
now i have life, i have light
from the one who gave his life for me

cast all your anxiety on Him, because He cares for you.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

My Mornings

I'm a senior right now, right about to finish High School, and senioritis has hit me pretty hard over the past couple months. I found that, if I don't get to bed before 11:00, I don't get up for school the next morning. I don't like it. So that's been something that I've had to deal with.

In the mornings, I wake up to my buzzer around 6. The radio alarm stopped working for me a while back. I've just recently discovered the snooze button.. ten more minutes of sleep and dreams.

This morning I hit it once, and the second time, I was going to hit it again and just be late, but I realized that I had an exam today. It's weird, I always made the excuse that my grogginess makes me miss school, but now I know that I can be rational. I guess I weigh the options in the morning:
  • How sleepy I am
  • How cold it is out of the bed
  • Whether I have anything important that day
  • How my dad will react to me sleeping in
On that last point - my Dad is pretty chill when it comes to letting me sleep in. I like it, but at the same time I dislike it. If my dad were stricter and reacted more harshly to my sleeping in, then I wouldn't make a habit of it.

Points:
  1. Senioritis is real. It's a subtle thing that just happens
  2. Anger can discourage bad or lazy behavior
  3. Schools should not start before 8am

Monday, June 2, 2008

Why Skills?

What kind of skills do you have, Matthias?
..nobody really asks me this question, but I do have some skills. I know I do; I just can't think of any right now.

..And I have to go..
the first day of the last week of school

Sunday, June 1, 2008

No.1

So this is my first post...

I'll just see how this thing works. I'm big on youtube but sometimes I just want to write. I think there's a lot that will come pouring out of this mind, however jumbled it might be.


I'm listening to this one song, i love it:
My savior loves,
my savior lives,
my savior's always there for me.

My God he was,
my God he is,
my God is always gonna be.




me and my whip...